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www.GuyzNite.com - "Die Hard" by Guyz Nite Remember when we first met John McClane? Argyle picked him up from the plane, And took him down to Nakatomi Tower... To meet with Holly. He came to get her back and to be her man, But Hans and his buddies fucked up the plan, And that's about when everything went sour At the Christmas party. And the terrorists were over-zealous, But it was sweet when they killed Ellis! And, with a little help from Allen, John McClane kicked ass! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can! No one dies harder than John McClane, Even when his wife's stuck on a plane About to crash into the Potomac River... On the eve of Christmas. And airport security kicked him out, But John McClane is just too damn proud, And nothing could have made him not deliver... 'Cause that's his business! And with a lot of fights and gunplay He blew that plane up on the runway. And, with a little help from Allen, Holly's plane could land! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! No one dies harder than John McClane, Saving all the passengers on the train. But Simon wasn't clear with his intentions: It was just a distraction! And there was no way McClane could know That Hans Gruber was Simon's bro. And that's what made it "Die Hard: With A Vengeance" With Samuel Jackson! And the good cop wouldn't miss this, Even though it wasn't Christmas. He didn't get any help from Allen... But only in part three! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can! Finally we're back with John McClane Now we got a choice, and the choice is plain: We can live free or we can die hard, As hard as we can. From taking on a terrorist he's never met, To taking on an F-35 jet, With the greatest car explosions by far... This sure looks sweet, man! And we know what the basic gist is: There ain't no Allen, and it's not Christmas. We don't know but we're pretty sure that John McClane kicks ass! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die, die hard! We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
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A first episode of DigitalPh33r's new series, Hard Justice. In the city of Esoteria, there is a team that works in co-operation with the city government and the Esoteria Police Department named E.R.E.C.T. (Eradication of Repulsive Evil and Corruption Team), with Max Dangerfield and Edward Stryker currently the only two members. They answer to the chief of E.R.E.C.T., Howard Marshall, who answers directly to the governor of Esoteria. However, Howard's a complete drama-queen, Max is a cocky shoot-first ex-marine, and Edward is pretty dim. They need a third member, someone with a level head, and Bernard Brown, ex-Regen City cop and newcomer to Esoteria might just be the man to fill that spot.
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Bernard Brown agrees to join E.R.E.C.T. and is sent on his first official homicide investigation alongside Edward Stryker while Max Dangerfield tackles the "more important" issue involving a neighbour playing his music too loud, but E.R.E.C.T. chief Howard Marshall eventually introduces to Bernard a little unforeseen problem with his new position.
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A Hard Day's Night
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While Bernard is taking his uncomfortable driving test under the instruction of a man he got into a car accident with, Howard informs the governor of Esoteria, Roman Drake, of their findings regarding the mutilated body from the "suicide" investigation, and after finding out that running the test was Bernard's idea, Roman decides to come by the E.R.E.C.T. office to meet Bernard personally.
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Hard Like Heroic
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This is a music video to the Sundance Winner Hustle & Flow for its Acadamy Award-Winning song, "It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp." Apologies for the lip synching being off, it seems that when I import my videos to YouTube the timing goes off, so I had to re-edit it to synch it up, and it's still not perfect (but was the best I could get.)
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An animation I created pitting Mega Man against a Hard Hat (AKA Met, Metall, Metool, Mettaur, etc. etc.). It features every (unique) weapon and utility item from the following games: Mega Man 1-6 Mega Man I-V (Game Boy) Mega Man 7-8, Mega Man & Bass Mega Man Powered Up Mega Man 9 Thanks to the sprite rippers at Sprites INC, without whom this animation would have been impossible. Most sprites are the property of Capcom, but a few are my own creation - notably, the 8-bit depictions of weapons from MM7, MM8, MM&B, and MMPU. (I've also colored and touched up the Game Boy sprites.) I'm aware there are 8-bit fan games of Mega Man 7 and 8, but my corresponding sprites are not lifted from those games. I've taken a few liberties with the game mechanics in places, in the hopes of coming up with an entertaining sequence of events. I've also slightly tweaked the suit colors on a few occasions to avoid having identical color schemes back-to-back. Forgive me. Notes: The setting is inspired from the intro of Mega Man 2. The Proto Man whistle is depicted using what I believe to be accurate musical notation; as far as I could find, this tune was not previously available online in this format. Background music: Mega Man 2: opening Mega Man 3: Dr. Wily stage 2 Mega Man 5: Dr. Wily stage Mega Man 3: Shadow Man stage Mega Man 4: Dr. Cossack stage 2 Mega Man 4: final boss Mega Man 3: Dr. Wily stage 1 Mega Man 3: Dr. Wily stage 3 Mega Man 4: end credits Mega Man 3: password screen
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